Boris Johnson

Just listening to the radio and Boris Johnson was talking about knife crime. While on the subject of getting across to kids the dangers and stupidity of carrying a knife he came out with

"it's a point that you have to ram home again and again."

Genius

LOL, you have to love your

LOL, you have to love your mayor. I was watching Mock The Week last week (still on iPlayer) and there was a classic comment:

"Boris got into power purely because of his popularity on a panel program. That means that you have a chance Frankie (Boyle)"

"Expect hard times ahead" - Frankie