Christmas decorations are going up, town is too busy, and for the 4th year running Yell have announced redundancies in the I.T department.

Just for the fun of posting it.

It has been decided...you have no choice in this matter.

We need to see the picture of the Dickwolves, and we shall broach no excuse. I have appointed myself Argumentorator-in-Chief on the matter...the mere puddle of the Atlanic Ocean shall not dissuade my efforts.

I don't often repost jokes I see online, but I quite liked this one:

A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended further and shouted to the lady "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am"

A council renamed Spotted Dick to Spotted Richard but changed it back after people complained. Fucking wankers.

You have to laugh!

Did you know that bananas are evolutionary dead ends? I didn't!

The Amy Winehouse one is spot on.

Oooh, that rhymes. A list of things we've all thought or felt in the past but didn't want to point out. It's our childhood GODDAMIT!

Site with stories of customer stupidity from the retail industry.

I particularly like this and this.