The Ebay gods have smiled on me, today a package arrived at work. I'm most impressed with the service I paid on tuesday and the shoes are here today. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MERRELL-STRIKER-MENS-RED-LEATHER-TRAINERS-SIZE-8_W...
Notice how they're not blue. I hate blue.
When you click the heels together, will they take you home? Did you steal them from a Witch when you dropped your block of flats on her?
Least my shoes aren't orthopedic like yours Brainwipe.
Nice use of the word Orthopedic, Dorothy.